...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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