thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Your mouth is God's brothel.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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