how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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