That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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