Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was born a porn star she said
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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