She said her name was "party"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do vagina's smell?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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