My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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