Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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