Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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