i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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