garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
another moral hangover. fuck.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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