i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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