i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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