I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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