dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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