im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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