Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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