does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
