He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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