lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
How external is "for external use only"?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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