Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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