It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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