Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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