I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
