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Wipe that smile off your face.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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