We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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