Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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