i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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