Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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