What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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