ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
