we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
