You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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