i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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