Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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