Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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