Sry I called you an 8
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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