A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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