I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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