i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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