i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
cat food counts as protein by the way
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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