Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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