did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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