WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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