you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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