How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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