I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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