so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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