I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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