I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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