Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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