Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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