You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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