i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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