he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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